Blowversary
(n.) The anniversary of receiving your first blow job.
Gf: Happy Valentine's Day, baby! What should we do today?
Bf: Happy Valentine's Day to you too, babe. Well, today is also our blowversary, so I was thinking we could celebrate with a bj.
Bf: Happy Valentine's Day to you too, babe. Well, today is also our blowversary, so I was thinking we could celebrate with a bj.