yukon jack

while watching wrestling, a man jerks himself off, then rubs his own semen all over his face, and in his big yap

When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.

Or more commonly, "Yukon jacked in the face", refers to the wild feeling a person experiences after imbibing the rare Canadian liquor known as the "black sheep of Canada".

Less commonly, it refers to the inexplicable hangover unmatched by any other liquor, and only caused by Yukon Jack.