Yumbo Juice
A tar-like substance derived from cigarette ash, alcohol and fuck knows what else that adheres to your plimsolls on a night out in the Yumbo Centre when gay pride is on.
One sec, just got to use these wet wipes to clean off the Yumbo Juice from last night, then i'm good to go.
Fuck it - can't be arsed- they are just gonna get covered again straight away anyway.
Fuck it - can't be arsed- they are just gonna get covered again straight away anyway.