Yummy Mummy

Yummy Mummy's are usually between the ages of 30 - mid 40s and congregate in - middle to upper class coffee - shops, Eg ; The indie coffee shops that no one has ever head of and just to get there you have to pass through the gates of fucking Narnia. However they are very partial to Costa coffees (because they have sofas) as well as having spacious tables that allow for their double Decker prams to park comfortably next to them which in turn only allow you a sliver of space to squeeze past. Their Kids are often called : Miles, Teddy, Fred, Stella, Rose, Otto, Rachel, Jane etc.

Their conversation topics range from : bitching about Karen (or Susan ) and their kids exploits, to them organizing when they're gonna try out that new vegan joint, or if they have booked that 'Pilates' session Alex.

They rarely ever drive their own car, rather, their husbands armoured SUV transport which are always in MINT condition on the outside and then look like someone has emptied a bin bag inside.

Finally, if one feels so inclined to get up early enough, you might be able to spot the mob of brisk walking Yummy Mummys with their prams. If they are feeling adventurous or particularly motivated by their most recent argument with their husband they can been seen doing boxing lessons, but after their 15 minutes of weakly smacking pads and making low grunting noises they go to the nearest deli and order a freshly squeezed cow testicle with the blue mint leaves of Tibet.

A 'Yummy Mummy' is basically a MILF, but the term yummy mummy is vastly used by male geeks and female fatties.

Sexy young mother, usually latin, who'll break your heart.

The sexual procedure in which you wrap her vagina in Fruit by the Foot and your dick with Fruit Roll up and stick it in her, breaking through the Fruit by the Foot and right when you're about to cum you stick your dick in her mouth

An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.

A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.

Glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little bumps like the latest designer handbag. They generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.

Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.

Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.