yuness
An absolute fitty. Legend. Probably wears contacts. Absolute star in every way shape and form. Can be egotistical when ppl write definitions about him. Keeps shoes white in rain. Hangs about with miscreants. If you see a Yuness your heart will die, and you will sob uncontrollably. He won't steal your shoe laces unless you ask politely. Give a Yuness a cuddle today to save the planet from non Yunesses
"what did you do today?"
"I hugged Yuness and my life was changed indefinitely"
"I hugged Yuness and my life was changed indefinitely"