yuppuccino
Any coffee drink which contains any ingredients other than coffee/espresso, milk/cream/steamed milk, and sugar.
Suit #1: "I'd like a triple non-fat soy caramel macchiato, please."
Suit #2: "Dude! What's up with the yuppuccino? Get yourself a real coffee!"
Suit #2: "Dude! What's up with the yuppuccino? Get yourself a real coffee!"