Yutao
The best, most awesome, and greatest person ever. No one is fit to walk the Earth with him because he is so spectacular and amazing. Everyone else should be jealous of how great he is, and he should definitely be the ruler of the Earth. Anyone that has the same name is fit to walk the Earth, but still isn't as great as he is.
Wow did you see Yutao over there? We shouldn't be here.
Dang I wish my name was Yutao.
Dang I wish my name was Yutao.