blubed
Verb. Pronounced "bloobed". Deviated from the word "blueberry". To prematurely ejaculate, although it can be used in other contexts as well.
Person 1: Yo dude, I was making out with your sister last night, and I totally blubed all over her face.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
blube
abbr. for blueberry
"One time, I put blubes into my pancakes, and they came out all gooey!"
blubes
n. blonde pubic hair. (compare to rubes)
she had some gnarly blubes
blube
Blood from a girl's pussy when she is on her period that is used as lubricant for anal sex.
"She was on the rag, so we had blube for anal."
blubes
(noun) Blonde pubes
adjective: blubey
adjective: blubey
"Michelle has blubes"
"Michelle is blubey"
"Michelle is blubey"
blubes
term used to theorize that the character 2D from the virtual band Gorillaz has blue pubes.
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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
"AAAAAA LMAO BLUBES BLUBES BLUBES SQUAD"
"AAAAAA IM SURROUNDED BY PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN"
"AAAAAA IM SURROUNDED BY PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN"
Blubing
where you inflate a condom in an asshole.
You filled me so much from the Blubing last night.