Zachary James Laidlaw
An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.
Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.