Zach-It
To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.
I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.
The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us
The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us
Zach
An rugged male who can be moody and very independent, but he's also sweet and super considerate. He'll show genuine interest and respect in people he cares about, even if the people he cares for are generally ignored by everyone else. He has a way of drawing your personality out and making you feel like you have a true, trustworthy friend. He can get distant at times, but he will always support you, even from afar. He will be missed by anyone who loses him.
She likes being around Zach because his presence is comforting. She thinks he's a really good friend.
Zaching
Verb; Flexing both your biceps showing you are strong enough to overcome illness or cancer; showing that your not weak
Showing wisdom, the men started zaching in hope the man would recover.
Zach
A Zach (or Zac/Zack) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Zach's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Zach, don't let him go. None other compares.
Look at that Zach over there. He's so handsome.
Zach
Alcoholic
Zach drinks all the time
Zach
Someone who can always make you laugh, even if you feel really shitty. Someone who you can talk to about anything and feel totally comfortable doing so. Someone who is so funny that you know not to drink anything while talking to him. He's really sweet, creative, caring, and overall awesomely amazing. Not to mention he's extremely cute and smart. He is also known to listen to amazing music and to be totally random.
Isn't Zach just, the perfect guy?
Zach
The kind of guy you fall head over heels with the moment you see his dazzling smile. The kind of guy whose laughter is contagious, whose kindness is unlimited, and whose happy personality lights up your world. The kind of guy whose smarter than anyone you've ever met, but carries himself with humility and makes the comfort and happiness of others his top priority. The kind of guy you can talk to for hours and never run out of things to say. The kind of guy your friends tell you never to let go of and your family tells you is a young man to be truly proud of. The kind of guy who never forgets you whether you're five minutes or a thousand miles away. The kind of guy who never fails to tell you you're beautiful and shows his love for you in every moment. The kind of guy who plays with your hair, holds your hand, and isn't embarrassed to talk about how much he cares about you in front of his friends. The kind of guy, who will plays basketball and football with you. The kind of guy who holds you when you're sad, rejoices with you when you've succeeded, and genuinely loves you for who you are. The kind of guy you want to drop everything for and marry tomorrow so that you can start the beautiful journey of life together. The kind of guy you want your sons to admire and emulate and your daughters to find for themselves some day. The kind of guy you want to grow old with and still flirt with even with your 87. The kind of guy whose stolen your heart and whose never giving it back.
Zach is the most beautiful, amazing, unforgettable, and indescribably wonderful human being in the world.