zac morgan
a zac morgan is a young troll that can’t afford decent basic living standards, he cheats on his girlfriend and makes them feel guilty about it. a zac morgan has warts all over his body and is highly contagious so everyone should stay away. his garden has shit everywhere and his house stinks of BO just like him
girl: “ew there’s something ugly over there”
boy: “don’t go that way, it must be a zac morgan!”
boy: “don’t go that way, it must be a zac morgan!”