zaddy warbucks
A prematurely bald millennial tiktoker with a penchant for orphans who can boost his following through pity likes.
Guy 1: Who's that dude who buys orphans so that they'll dance in his tiktoks?
Guy 2: oh JABWOW? That's Zaddy Warbucks
Guy 2: oh JABWOW? That's Zaddy Warbucks