zaev
A white mofo who is so fat cos s/he loves to eat junk food. Such people never tend to loose any weight even after frequenting the gym cos they just go back & stuff themselves with more junk food. Such individuals often resemble baby elephants.
friend 1: man, i dunno why i can never seem to shed any weight off- even after going to the gym!
friend 2: dude, you're such a zaev.
friend 2: dude, you're such a zaev.