zager
Zager, from the greek word zaGAR, commonly used to describe a difficult situation in which a drunken australian man is faced with the task of catching a live platypus.
"girl, you're zager" - tyler.
Zager
To meander aimlessly with a wobbling gait about the vicinity of a superior, while non-verbally gesturing a question with generally no relevance. The act is completed by brushing the superior away with the hands as if to say “never mind”, realizing that his/her reason for approaching the superior was utterly pointless to begin with.
The anxious man often zagers outside of his boss' office until he is sent away
Zager Zamboni
The Zager Zamboni is when while having intercourse the male does a line off his partners ass all while on crutches and delivering a heartfelt soliloquy from "Hamlet". Only a real boss can make this happen.
Greg: Yo heard you went to Casa Blanca last night. Was it sick....
Zager: Yeet, it was unreal since I gave her the ol Zager Zamboni after din and playing some 2048 and Bike Race
Zager: Yeet, it was unreal since I gave her the ol Zager Zamboni after din and playing some 2048 and Bike Race
Zager Zamboni
A Zager Zambini is when during sexual intercourse the Male does a line of coke off his girl's ass while on crutches and delivering a Hamlet monologue. This type of act is reserved for true legends of the game
Greg: Yo heard your date to Casa Blanca was sick.
Sam: Ye plus I gave her the old Zager Zamboni back at her place so it was a dope night
Sam: Ye plus I gave her the old Zager Zamboni back at her place so it was a dope night