blue asshole
Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!
Blue ribbon asshole
The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"