blueballa
One who is blueballed. Usually used sarcastically as if getting blueballed is such a feat that only a balla could accomplish it.
Person 1: Man, I was almost there and then she just stopped riding me.
Person 2: Aww shit! You da man! You're a fuckin blueballa!
Person 2: Aww shit! You da man! You're a fuckin blueballa!