Zambrowicz

Zambrowicz is the best aspect of life one can possess. Without it, one is necessarily lost and without a purpose (i.e. nihilist). One who desires to obtain a life full of joy, peace, and amazingness must search out one who possesses this quality of "Zambrowicz-ness."

One is encouraged to look for those with last names of "Zambrowicz;" for those will be capable of leading one into eternal bliss.