zarkatar
A zarkatar is a super sick beast known to be a complete savage and roast the shit out of anyone being annoying, he is also known to have a giant penis and get all the hot bitches, and is said to be the dark side of your soul, might I mention, everyone is capable of becoming a zarkatar.
Man: I couldn't stand Tom until my zarkatar came out.
Man 2: Exactly, I don't know how long I could be around him.
Man 2: Exactly, I don't know how long I could be around him.