Blue Bearded Blumpkin
When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
Blue-Water Blumpkin
A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty
You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure
Blue house blumpkin
When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.
Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
Blue Blumpkin
A blumpkin in a porta-john.
That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.
blue blumpkins
When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins