Zebrish
The language of zebras. Also used by some other mammals related to horses.
Person 1: What languages do you speak?
Person 2: English and Zebrish.
Person 1: Oh yeah?! Zebra, zeb, zoobranda, zebris
Person 2: Zebbrandley Zoo
Person 1: Oh, my God! How dare you say that about my mother?!
Person 2: English and Zebrish.
Person 1: Oh yeah?! Zebra, zeb, zoobranda, zebris
Person 2: Zebbrandley Zoo
Person 1: Oh, my God! How dare you say that about my mother?!