Zeebonk
Something your dumbass friend will use to merely insult you, or start an insult battle. A zeebonk is a mixture of the animals, zebra and donkey, and is in fact a real animal.
*takes picture of zeebonk*
"I didn't know you were here!!"
"Did you just call me a zeebonk"
"I didn't know you were here!!"
"Did you just call me a zeebonk"