Zeed
a very homophobic person whose goal is to rip your anal apart
Shit bruv, that man trailed me for 2 hours now. He might wanna zeed me.
zeed
Totally asleep. From 'ZZZZzzzzzz'
I was totally zeed when you called.
Zeed
Screwed; Put in a bad place; A horrible situation.
Fuck, here comes the asshole who orders mad LB's of shit, and Paul just left the counter.
"I got fuckin Zeed bro!"
"I got fuckin Zeed bro!"
Zeed
When a normal 9 to 5 conservative group of people go out for a evening and end up going crazy after the influence of a splash of grey goose and a certain individual sending shots their way
"They had a great time, they have been zeed"
zeed out
A state of body and mind achieved in the depths of a xanax binge. In this state the said person is pretty mellowed out, and usually has a hard time communicating.
Dude you need to chill out with those pills. Your hand is shaking, you can barely talk, you're fuckin zeed out man.
Zeed's Law
For every Zeed action there is a breakage reaction.
Zeed: *plugs in monitor adaptor*
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...
joe zeed
The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.
Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.