Zeezus
a kid who thinks Kanye West is the center of the universe. He was born with a microchip inserted into his frontal cortex which stores data on every new meme, trending topic and hot new rap song that comes out. He has ancestry from reptilian space warlords known only as the annunaki, and his extreme talent for shape-shifting has been attributed to his severe autism, which can cause entire galaxies to collide..other talents include time travelling, running faster than the speed of light, destroying planets and bypassing the 9th dimension.
Zeezus is 2nd only to csw621 when it comes telepathical madness.