Zellweger
A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like Rene Zellweger.
You should have seen this girl after I gave her a Zellweger last night. Thankfully I remembered to bring my lemons with me.
Zellweger
A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.
Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break.
zellweger
(v.): to completely change one's appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery
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(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger
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(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger
"dude she totally zellwegered since last week!"
"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"
"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"
renee zellweger
A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.
Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.
renee zellweger
the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners
Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville
renee zellweger
Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.
Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.
Zellwegered
(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.
'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'"