Zenomonophobiac
Someone having a fear of things going in their mouth, so everything is entered up their ass (food, water, dicks, etc)
"Dad I'm a zenomonophobiac"
"Ok Alex my boy, sit down and explain what it is to me"
"I really can't dad, my ass hurts too bad"
"Ok Alex my boy, sit down and explain what it is to me"
"I really can't dad, my ass hurts too bad"