Zeolites
All parents who don't want their under-aged children having sexual relations with an adult
Kate's mother: Those bigoted, religious zeolites!
Kate's mother: Okay, the relationship started AFTER she turned 18
Kate's mother: Okay, the relationship started AFTER she turned 18
Zeolite
The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger.
"My crap is three fingers long!"