Zeppen
The masterful art of bringing a permanent marker to your surgery and writing "S" "E" post operation in front of the "X" the surgeon marked on you before the operation. Then proceeding to tell your partner that the Doctor specifically ordered extra SEX after the operation.
"Dude, can I borrow a permanent marker? I haven't had any action in weeks and need to zeppen my leg."
"I can't believe I fell for it! He totally zeppen'd his kidney and I fucked him twice a day for two whole weeks!"
"The Doctor felt bad for the guy with the small penis so he zeppen'd him during surgery. Hope it worked!"
"You should totally zeppen yourself and show all the girls at college. They will definitely take pity on you."
"I can't believe I fell for it! He totally zeppen'd his kidney and I fucked him twice a day for two whole weeks!"
"The Doctor felt bad for the guy with the small penis so he zeppen'd him during surgery. Hope it worked!"
"You should totally zeppen yourself and show all the girls at college. They will definitely take pity on you."