Zerog
Zerog is a planet where gravity is almost none existent and the sky is pink. Therefore, it is a planet where trees can't fall so there's never anything to hear in the forest. There isn't even a reason to measure your weight. There are no scales in the language of love. The ancient philosophers of Zerog also determined that love, compassion and kindness be the only commandments.
Can we just leave Earth and go to Zerog already, I hate the colour blue.
ZeroG
Noun: small petty minded egotist with a liking for science fiction
bob: are you watching that star trek episode again? You're such a ZeroG