bluefield

small town in southwestern virginia where nothing really happens; quite peaceful and quiet

a place where nothing happens, but half of the girls seem to be pregnant.
they only have one gang...the yea-boyz; which isn't much of a threat.
if you ever choose to move here god have mercy on your soul because boredom will kill you.
the only successful people to come out of bluefield is Producer Young Yerr and NY giant's Amahd Bradshaw and everyone claims they're related to the football player.
but doesn't claim randy moss.

a bunch of guys that sit around an get stoned but they don't think that they're druggies because they want to be cool and druggies are losers, they try and talk like they're from upwest but really they're more down east, they judge summersiders when really they should judge themselves because most of them have sex with their entire school and then try and get away with calling other people down, bluefielders are people that should get stolen from on a daily basis
they think that they are really professional because they dont say the word bitch around girls but really all they try n do is fuck them

A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.

This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)

Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.

Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.