Zeusianity
Zeusianity is a small religion that believes in the teachings, attitudes, actions, achievements and failures of Zeus. Zeus is basically a greek god because nothing bad ever happens to him and he is an exceptional student. He gets good grades and is very athletic. I have been an obsessive follower in Zeusianity since I was 11 years old and since the time I've know Zeus he has only fallen embarrassingly once in his life. He is always ahead of everyone which is why I was following him for such a long time. However things started to shift once I realized how horrible of a person Zeus really is. DO.NOT.TRUST.HIM. He hates women and treats them with little respect. So if you're apart of Zeusianity, suck it.
"Yes I recently joined Zeusianity this year! He is so amazing and I love how he-" *gets punched in the face*
Zeusian
A Zeusian is an honest and kind person. He/she loves adventures, a risk-taker at the same time. A Zeusian's mood changes without prior notice. A Zeusian is also a crazy sexual being, always looking for a possible mate but fails most of the time. A Zeusian's life is more on showing awesomeness and of course, wholesomeness to the world.
Person X : Have you seen the words printed on my shirt? It says "Be honest, be wholesome, be (a) model."
Person Y: That is so lame. They could have printed "Be a Zeusian" instead. The term Zeusian sums it all, you know.
Person X: Yeah right Person Y.
Person Y: That is so lame. They could have printed "Be a Zeusian" instead. The term Zeusian sums it all, you know.
Person X: Yeah right Person Y.
Zeusian
Someone that works for the Temple of Zeus at Cornell University. Everyone wants to be a Zeusian because 1) you're automatically cool + quirky and 2) free SOUP
Being a Zeusian is the coolest job on campus.