Blue goo
Smurf cum
Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron
Blue goo beateroo
When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock
I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.