Blue haired weredike
An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.
Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.