Zipper Dick

The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.

When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.