zirak
Sexiest man alive. Looks skinny, but is secretly jacked af. Incredible iq and cognitive power. Has never put any effort in life, yet somehow excels past anyone and everyone. Perfect in everyway. Turns people homosexual due to pure sexiness. A god among mortals.
Christian Mom: Son, why are you gay? Its against the rules of the bible!
Son: But Im not just gay, I love Zirak.
Christian Mom: Im so sorry son, I should have never doubted your judgement. Its time to abandon the church.
Son: But Im not just gay, I love Zirak.
Christian Mom: Im so sorry son, I should have never doubted your judgement. Its time to abandon the church.