Zitty Von Zittles
What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!