ZJ
If you got to ask you can't afford it
A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.
ZJ
Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.
I job a ZJ from these two girls the other night, then came on the black girls face. It was awesome.
ZJ
the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded
i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off
ZJ
*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.
2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.
2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.
ZJ
Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep.
Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.
See also: morning head.
Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep.
Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.
See also: morning head.
Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.
ZJ
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
ZJ
noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z.
I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.