zlataned
z-la-tan-ed:
past participle of zlatan:
adjective
1.
Having been defeated and/or outperformed
"I knew when I was zlataned"
2.
To be overwhelmed, immobilized, or experience an inability to perform.
"He struggled: it was clear that he was zlataned."
synonyms: battered, petrified, traumatized
zlatan
zlataning
past participle of zlatan:
adjective
1.
Having been defeated and/or outperformed
"I knew when I was zlataned"
2.
To be overwhelmed, immobilized, or experience an inability to perform.
"He struggled: it was clear that he was zlataned."
synonyms: battered, petrified, traumatized
zlatan
zlataning
They've just been zlataned!
Zlataning
Verb that refers to being fucking awesome at everything you do.
Damn, he's scored three goals already? He's on fire! He's zlataning!
Zlatan
To be insanely awesome at everything and for everyone, have a big ego for it, and be physically or verbally slick (basically, to be a boss man)
Origin: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, one of the greatest footballers of all time and this generation and one of the hardest, baddest men you've ever seen since Roy Keane
Origin: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, one of the greatest footballers of all time and this generation and one of the hardest, baddest men you've ever seen since Roy Keane
That guy's a true Zlatan. He's well good
Girl: Wow, look at him. Such a Zlatan. Well fit
You're a Zlatan. You're well hard.
Girl: Wow, look at him. Such a Zlatan. Well fit
You're a Zlatan. You're well hard.
Zlatan
GOD
Person 1: “I pray to god”
God: “I pray to Zlatan”
God: “I pray to Zlatan”
Zlatan
Zlatan is a legend among men. A blessing on the Earth. When in the company of Zlatan, one can feel like they have achieved enlightenment.
Normie: "I pray to god"
God: "I pray to Zlatan"
God: "I pray to Zlatan"
Zlatan
To deceive one in a cunny and clever way
Michael was zlataned by his mother
zlatan
The nice guy down the street. Acts simple minded, but is actually pretty smart. Party animal at time, and other times quiet and a romantic.
Zach: "Hey Tim, wanna go to a party tonight?"
Tim: "Heck yeah. Party like it's 1969!"
Zach: "Dude, you're such a zlatan"
Lily: "He introduced himself to me, and he was so sweety and nice. He's such a romantic"
Sarah: "He sounds like a real zlatan. You're so lucky"
Tim: "Heck yeah. Party like it's 1969!"
Zach: "Dude, you're such a zlatan"
Lily: "He introduced himself to me, and he was so sweety and nice. He's such a romantic"
Sarah: "He sounds like a real zlatan. You're so lucky"