zohkrasalehki

A mythical belly-dancing midget from northern Afghanistan, renown for being the world's biggest tightass- despite the odor which leaks from her dribbling backside. There have been reported sightings of her whereabouts on islolated villages, attempting to copulate with various mountain goats.

Causes instant death in close proximity when she swings her arms about, while suffocating people around her with her very bad BO from her armpits which closely resembles.. a gorillas anus.