Zone 6 Wanker
People who say they're from London when they're really, really not. Based on the Oyster travel card system where Zones 1-3 are generally recognized as actually being in an urban enviroment as opposed to the fucking boonies way out there in Chesham or Epping or some shit.
Mo: You say you're from London. Whereabouts?
Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.
Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.
Christopher: Ruislip. It's the last stop on the Central Line.
Mo: ...you are such a massive Zone 6 wanker.