zonk

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”

zonk

(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.

(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.

When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

zonk

the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

man, that was a sick zonk!

zonk

to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62

zonk

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

俚语	zonks
释义	zonk Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars. Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk. 1SG : “Company!!” Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!” 1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!” zonk (military): An unofficial military command of scatter. (shouted) ZONK!!! (everyone runs) First Sergeant looks confused. When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk") zonk A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0. Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game. zonk the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina man, that was a sick zonk! zonk to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus. i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62 zonk something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK." What?- "ZONK." zonk The noise emitted when blowing one nose.
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