Zoog
noun.
An incredibly smart person. Often to the point of being genius.
An incredibly smart person. Often to the point of being genius.
"I wish I were more of a zoog, then I wouldn't be so stupid."
"Joe got 100% on the exam. He is such a zoog."
"Joe got 100% on the exam. He is such a zoog."
Zoog
Another word for a Blowjob, also safe to use around females in clutch situations.
Hey Mike, she give ya a zoog finally?
zooge
A sound effect used when quickly poking or attacking someone. Also, a sound effect used to describe a quick action, such as crashing your mountain bike.
While quickly poking Bill with his finger (after multiple fakes and jukes) Bob shouted "Zooge!" and made Bill feel akward.
zoog
-another word for idiot
-a lame person
-a lame person
That kid was such a zoog.
zooged
Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.
It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:
It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:
A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."
B: "You got zooged!!!!!"
B: "You got zooged!!!!!"
Zooged
When you are high and eat a whopper
ian are you trying to get Zooged tonight?
zooging
when you're high and currently eating a whopper
"Look at ian, hes zooging!"