zooker
Someone who always does fucked shit and always gets fucked up at social events. In other words, they're fucked
"Matt, settle down you zooker!"
"If you're not down here in 5 minuets im gonna zook you!"
"If you're not down here in 5 minuets im gonna zook you!"
zooker
Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.
As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."
zooker
a person who is unfashionable; a freak; a wierdo
He was wearing a plaid hat that had rabbit fur ear flaps. He looked like a zooker.
Zooker
Short for bazooka
I just shot a zombie with my zooker
Zooker
Zooker (n.) - zū-kur - Slang term for zookeeper.
Elephants are the worst, because they're pranksters who don't always know their own strength. So they might beckon you over with their trunk, then sucker punch you in the chest and laugh about it. Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.
Zooker
Slang term for zookeeper
Origin is reddit user, crustydash
Origin is reddit user, crustydash
I work as a zooker
Zooker
A term used for a new employee at a Zoo. The word is commonly used in an insulting way to shame those who are inexperienced with the animals.
The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash
The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash
Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.