Zoom Shit
Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.
“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”
“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”
“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”
“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”
“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”
Zoom Shit
When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
Zoom Shits
The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits
Shit-zoom
A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.
My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.