zouse
A verb meaning "to whack someone on the back of the head". The word comes from the book titled *"When I'm Dead All This Will be Yours!"*, a humorously fond account of the life and times of Teller's parents, Joe and Irene, written by their kid, Teller (the smaller, quieter half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller).
"And if you pestered my mother, she'd zouse you." – Joe Teller
zouse
zeta house
I just checked my boyfriend's location, tell me wtf he's doing at the zouse right now.