zouzou
A French slang term for penis
J'ai très envie que tu caresses mon zouzou
Zouzou
Zouzou is a girl that is perfect in every way. She has a personality that is loved by all people; she knows how to make everyone around her laugh, and she knows how to comfort people when they are sad. Most people rely on her to make their day. In addition to that, Zouzou's personality does not reduce her beauty; in fact, it increases it. Zouzou's eyes look like honey, while her smile lights up your day even more than the sun does. Her body is perfect, with curves at all the right places; especially her big mommy milkers. Although Zouzou may appear strong and independent to everyone else, deep down she cares about what people's opinion about her, even though she has nothing to worry about.
That girl is so sweet, she just helped a grandma cross the street. Wait... does that girl have THE big mommy milkers? That girl must be Zouzou!
Zouzou
Human
perfectly (shy) and wholesome on his own, if you dip him in chocolate, he is absolutely undeniable that his subtilité fait l'homme de principe qu'il est xD this is the equivalent of simply saying "maybe I'm môvezy but if you take time to know me, you'll realise that le chocolat is plus qu'une nourriture, qui n'est jamais aussi fiable que lorsqu'il est subtile et ?". The moment Zouzou comes in your life, the whole atmosphere changes, maybe because of his joke nul à chier mais d'une façon ou d'une autre, he brings peace in your life. Don't know how or why this rule came about, but it is now the undeniable truth, part of the cultural zeitgeist and so we must accept that despite his weirdness he's such a good guy you must have in your life.
If a Zouzou was an animal, obviously, he would be a cat. There are only three things that preoccupy a cat's mind: Food, sleep, murder, ?. Basically: Peace. And a Zouzou brings peace anytime and anywhere, only after he had his coffee.
Lucky you if you have a Zouzou in your life.
perfectly (shy) and wholesome on his own, if you dip him in chocolate, he is absolutely undeniable that his subtilité fait l'homme de principe qu'il est xD this is the equivalent of simply saying "maybe I'm môvezy but if you take time to know me, you'll realise that le chocolat is plus qu'une nourriture, qui n'est jamais aussi fiable que lorsqu'il est subtile et ?". The moment Zouzou comes in your life, the whole atmosphere changes, maybe because of his joke nul à chier mais d'une façon ou d'une autre, he brings peace in your life. Don't know how or why this rule came about, but it is now the undeniable truth, part of the cultural zeitgeist and so we must accept that despite his weirdness he's such a good guy you must have in your life.
If a Zouzou was an animal, obviously, he would be a cat. There are only three things that preoccupy a cat's mind: Food, sleep, murder, ?. Basically: Peace. And a Zouzou brings peace anytime and anywhere, only after he had his coffee.
Lucky you if you have a Zouzou in your life.
*sees a cat*
Zouzou: oh hey dude, how are you?
Cat: mmrrrp
Zouzou: that’s good to hear bro
You might think that's weird but not, that's Zouzou.
Zouzou: oh hey dude, how are you?
Cat: mmrrrp
Zouzou: that’s good to hear bro
You might think that's weird but not, that's Zouzou.
Zouzou
Human
perfectly (shy) and wholesome on his own, if you dip him in chocolate, he is absolutely undeniable that his subtilité fait l'homme de principe qu'il est xD this is the equivalent of simply saying "maybe I'm môvezy but if you take time to know me, you'll realise that le chocolat is plus qu'une nourriture, qui n'est jamais aussi fiable que lorsqu'il est subtile et ?". The moment Zouzou comes in your life, the whole atmosphere changes, maybe because of his joke nul à chier mais d'une façon ou d'une autre, he brings peace in your life. Don't know how or why this rule came about, but it is now the undeniable truth, part of the cultural zeitgeist and so we must accept that despite his weirdness he's such a good guy you must have in your life.
If a Zouzou was an animal, obviously, he would be a cat. There are only three things that preoccupy a cat's mind: Food, sleep, murder, ?. Basically: Peace. And a Zouzou brings peace anytime and anywhere, only after he had his coffee.
Lucky you if you have a Zouzou in your life.
perfectly (shy) and wholesome on his own, if you dip him in chocolate, he is absolutely undeniable that his subtilité fait l'homme de principe qu'il est xD this is the equivalent of simply saying "maybe I'm môvezy but if you take time to know me, you'll realise that le chocolat is plus qu'une nourriture, qui n'est jamais aussi fiable que lorsqu'il est subtile et ?". The moment Zouzou comes in your life, the whole atmosphere changes, maybe because of his joke nul à chier mais d'une façon ou d'une autre, he brings peace in your life. Don't know how or why this rule came about, but it is now the undeniable truth, part of the cultural zeitgeist and so we must accept that despite his weirdness he's such a good guy you must have in your life.
If a Zouzou was an animal, obviously, he would be a cat. There are only three things that preoccupy a cat's mind: Food, sleep, murder, ?. Basically: Peace. And a Zouzou brings peace anytime and anywhere, only after he had his coffee.
Lucky you if you have a Zouzou in your life.
*sees a cat*
Zouzou: oh hey dude, how are you?
Cat: mmrrrp
Zouzou: that’s good to hear bro
You might think that's weird but not, that's Zouzou.
Zouzou: oh hey dude, how are you?
Cat: mmrrrp
Zouzou: that’s good to hear bro
You might think that's weird but not, that's Zouzou.