Zsolt
God in man's body. They say the power of a Zsolt is in the hair, specifically the fringe. His magnetism is undeniable, he pivots men by the penis (involuntarily) as he struts past. We all need a Zsolt in our life. Some say he was forged in the ground of Romanian Mountains. Regardless of his origin, his sexiness is felt the world over, though often misidentified.
"I'm sweating up a storm, Zsolt must be near."
Zsolt
A measurement, almost always used for describing snow, that is precisely the height of one Zsolt (175.26 cm).
Excited person: Dude, we need to hit the slopes. We just got a Zsolt of snow!
Response: That's totally radical! A whole Zsolt of snow?!?!
Response: That's totally radical! A whole Zsolt of snow?!?!
Zsolt
name of a kid
Hey Zsolt, whats for dinner?
Zsolt: a kurva anyád
Zsolt: a kurva anyád
Zsolt
One who is insane, Hungarian, does way too many uppers, eats Korean seafood soup, has the last name of "szabo", is extremely intelligent, is out of his mind completely. Likes to say things like "true or false", "let me put it this way", and "that is so fucking slick". If you meet one, run the other way. Do not let a Zsolt go anywhere near turntables.
lets play a prank on Zsolt
Go to Zsolt’s cottage
Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.
I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.
Dirty Zsolt
When you’re about to cum in your room but your mom opens your door and catches it with het mouth.
My dog shitted on the couch so I gave him a dirty Zsolt.
Zsolted
When you send an unfunny Instagram meme to your friend
Ahhh darn I’ve been zsolted