Blue Shell
A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item
"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you
Blue Shell
When a guy and a girl are having sex and the girl thinks the guy is going to finish too early, she smacks him hard on the balls so that she can finish first.
Sam: I was so close to finishing last night with Diane but then she totally blue shelled me and now I'm walking funny.
blue shell
From Mario Kart, a Nintendo game.
Whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue shell at you and takes you out.
(Blue shells fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)
Whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue shell at you and takes you out.
(Blue shells fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)
I was doing great at my new job then I was blue shelled. (fired)
blue shelled
1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.
2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.
2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
blue shell vagina
A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.
Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.
Blue Shell Syndrome
Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.
"Do you hear that blue shell?"
"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"
"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"
Blue Shell Distance
Originated from Mario Kart Wii; where the player in first has such a huge lead, they would hold on to it even if hit by a blue shell or 2.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.
Josh has Blue Shell distance, there is no way we can catch up.