Zucklish
A portmanteau of Zuckerberg and English, Zucklish is English, but in which "naughty" words are spelled differently to avoid social-media algorithmic thought-police. As the roster of thought-crime words increases over time, misspellings must become ever more inventive.
"I forgot my Zucklish and spelled 'faggot' without a zero, and now I'm in Facebook jail for three days!"