zuffling
To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available
'Having coughed my filthy yoghurt all over Jade's face, I was happy to zuffle her curtains before leaving'
zuffle
To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.
After me ride I zuffled.
zuffle
to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house
zuffle
when i had sex with a posh bird i wiped my cock on her curtain and thats when i tought of the word "zuffle"
put your willy in a posh fanny and wipe you cock on there curtain
Zuffle Coat
A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".
Council Zuffle
To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.
After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains
Zuffle
To pound craft beers
I’m gonna zuffle that double IPA