Zuidberg
To pull a Zuidberg: To search news in the depths of the internets, only on topics regarding penisses, women, strange and weird news, and fabricate it "zuidberg style" into news for the public.
Zuidberg' enourmous vocabulary knowledge and sheer genius lets him create words as "strapatsen" "publiekstrekker" "klavotz" and the all time favourite: "Klabanus"